Yoinked from *Rickz0r heeheeeee.

RULES:

1. For each of the 20 first people answering this journal, I will put their avatar and the three deviations I like most from their gallery on the list!

2. If you answer, you have to do the same in your journal, putting the tagger on the first place. The idea of this is not to get a free feature, it is to spread art around for everyone!



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This one, [link] I had voted Editing: the draft is out of your system, but now it's time for the polish. If it wasn't that, then I would have chosen Outlining: sketching out the bare bones to save you editing later. It's the part of the process that I pay most attention to. I'm kind of surprised to be in the minority, really. I wonder what it says about me :L

Heyyy so I downloaded WoW. It's a "free" account, meaning I've got limited gameplay, but I thought it might be fun to try and play with others regardless. I'm a level 3 Night Elf mage, and my in-game name is Foofums.

I'll come out and say that the woman in the drawing is intended to be a young adult. She's no character in particular, I drew her just for the purpose of that poll. I decided to do that after reading a couple of posts by Momo over on his tumblr that I can't find right now because I am stupid. Basically he was afraid to draw porno of characters in a sort of chibi-esque style because he was afraid people would flip their shit and confuse it with child porn. He later commented on how it's sort of the same problem when drawing porn of women with little boobs - people think that small boobs = little kid and big boobs = REAL WIMMENZ. That problem exists in real porn as well.

I'd say the poll proves it, but at the moment, it really doesn't haha. I had voted "adolescent" because it's probably what I would have thought, had I not drawn the thing. So though it says 5-4, it's actually 4-4. I'm not counting myself.

But I also learned a thing or two, I done did! Some of you, maybe unintentionally, gave me tips on how to make a female character look older. Am I only going to draw women with huge boobs, just to prove their age? Nope, because I'm 20, have pretty small ones myself, and have had small ones since I was 12. So that would be stupid.

So, thanks!!

edit edit: ~Drakmarth edited my avatar for me ;_; Thanks dude.

edit: You know, I probably should have clarified that I meant a Santa hat to put on my avatar. lol.

I wish I still had a program that could animate pixels so that I could put a hat on my avatar.

;_;

First world problems.

Got the bill paid for last month wooooo. Thanks for the well wishes.

deviantART sure hates it when I try to write properly

Anyway, the bills are piling up, and I won't be able to pay the bill for the internet for a while. As usual, I don't know how long it will be out. I saved all of the references I need for my commissions and art I owe, so I can still work just fine. But should I finish one before the internet comes back, then I have no way of giving it to you. I apologize.

I can update twitter just fine, and may occasionally get on tumblr. [link] [link]

I'll see you guys soon, be good

>Send heartfelt anonymous post on other site
>Someone else takes the credit for it

The important thing is that it cheered them up. If someone else wants to take the credit for it, then... well, hey, then they said it.

Well, hey, Skyrim looks cool. Skyward Sword is way higher on my list of games to buy, but I may try it out someday. Also ~dancingeyez and myself made a Spiral Knights blog on tumblr for the sole purpose of posting funny things people say in the game. Check it out: [link]

I've reinstalled most of my art-related hardware etc., so I can get back to digital arting soon enough. I'm quite sure that the reformat got rid of that virus I had, as everything is running great. Not too much is new around here, sorryyyy.

I have just had to reformat my computer, meaning pretty much everything is gone. DON'T WORRY, THOUGH! I saved all the work I was doing, it's reinstalling my art programs, tablet, and reconfiguring my brushes all over again that are going to take a while to get done. Luckily I didn't accept payments beforehand, so hopefully you're not too upset by this news.

Thank you SO MUCH for not being rude, or even saying anything, really! That's not to say that I don't mind if you were to pop in, curious about your commission. I just appreciate how nice you are!

If any of you ever get an e-mail from me with a link in it, saying "Oh man you gotta check out this link", or anything like it, do not open it. It's not me. I have no reason to e-mail you a link if I can't send it via messenger.

This is really annoying because it's bugging my teacher. Damn I hate msn e-mail lol.

Just changed my pw. Hope that helps.

Doing it anyway. Directing it to ~GuruGuruboo f da police.

Dear
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesn't match. I think I realized it when your dog ran amok in your camping car and I saw you carve your initial into my avocado plant. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I am better off without our friendship.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail, Sam.

;_;

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RULES: Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people,and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme,and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear -icon of the person who tagged you-
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you,but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12____, -Your name-


1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

In no order, and for no reason.

11-6-11
YO.

Just want to let people know that srs commission work starts this Monday. I don't want anyone to think I'm slacking off (even though I have been). I've one halfway sketched. I just need to finish it up

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*important stuff
-one character, floating in a magical white space. maybe another color. depends on what works... basically, no backgrounds ;n; sorry.
-I need picture as references, not descriptions. I can't draw accurately from a description, and I don't care for getting yelled at or made fun of because I failed to fully understand your description. so yes, picture references only.

*things not allowed
-furries that are more animal than human. not because I don't like them, it's just that I am really bad at drawing animals, and they would look horrible. so if they have a muzzle or look like lizards, etc, I can't do it. ALTERNATIVELY, if you don't mind me squishing their muzzles down to a more human appearance, then I don't mind!
-no porno. that means boners, erect nipples, etc.
-I'll draw nudes, but not of children. if you ask me to draw a character nude, unlike others I will do my research because I'm not such a lazy POS that I won't make sure that they are an appropriate age. if they're kids, you get a big fat no and I will make fun of you.

you tell me what you want. then I will go draw it. when I'm done, I'll tell you, and you can pay me then. paypal is necessary. I won't be mailing the originals because that's too much money to ask for and I don't have the $$$ to mail it myself.

*sketch
-$3
-you're free to choose which of these you want it to look like:
-ex. 1 traditional

-ex. 2 digital


*lineart
-$6
-ex.


*colored
-$12
-no background. it will look bad.
-ex.


1. Taken! - Lineart completed

2. Taken! - Not started yet

Didn't you used to get a "Congratulations!" when 100 people added your picture to their favorites? Not that I'm particularly excited about which picture got it, but still.

... I would have been popular right now, if this were 2004 :'D

But yeah. I'm sure people hate it when others are annoyed when one of their pictures are, in their opinion, "too popular". But come on. It's fan art for one thing, drawn in the style of a TV show, just because both series have a character named "Finn".  I'm proud that one of my pictures managed to get 100 favorites and over 1,000 views. I'm proud of the work I put into it. But I think it's run its course and, for now, I'm tucking it away into storage.

The people who run the club it was featured in are free to bitch at me, I guess. Nobody else, though!

~nobody cares~

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edit: Oh wait, did they remove contact information? I don't see it anywhere. Nooooooo. Well, nobody added me anyway :'D

I like the new deviantID! It cuts out all the BS (FAVORITE CARTOON CHARACTER???), and leaves behind real information.

I like that. I like that a lot.

I don't think my last journal leaves a good first impression to any newcomers.

Profile is above! Other garbage is below! I HOPE YOU LIKE MY "ART"

Also how are you?

I'm very sorry, but it's obvious I'm not going to finish these. I feel awful that I sat there and begged people to give suggestions, and I can't even finish them.

It's nothing personal, I'm just really unmotivated for these. I wish I could compensate, but I can't. If I ever do commissions, I'm definitely not going over like 3 at a time (if I get that many). This was a mistake, and I've learned from it.

Since I'm taking so long because I am a depressed piece of garbage, I'll start saying here how far I am on things. I'm not going to let this journal flood your inbox errytime, though. So. That's. How it's gonna be!

Things I won't draw:
18+ anything.
Also I let someone be ultra bossy with one they asked for last time I did this. Not standing for that this time haha. So I'm sorry if the character comes out incorrect These are just sketches. I will try, but I won't spend hours just changing their lips around xD

yehfhdlsaerp.

1. ~Ru-chan [link]
2. ~Kataiser [link]
3. ~warrlokk [link]
4. ~lammygirl2341 [link]
5. ~Crazy-Book-Worm - [link]
6. ~GuruGuruboo - [link]
7. ~Gabble
8. ~DestinyEiko [link]
9. ~Oki32
10. Suggestion from MB - [link] [link]
11. ~Wrenreele - [link]